been in a Weird Mood today due to Various Circumstances, not least of which that I saw primetime yesterday and still haven't recovered. there's just. so much going on in that fucking movie

literally how anyone resisted the urge to beat chris the fuck up is beyond me. he's a showman and he's desperate for approval and he's so so scared he's a Bad Person-- the evil exists and it HAS to exist in the predators because otherwise it exists in him and he cannot handle that. he cannot be subhuman, cannot be undeserving of empathy and forgiveness, cannot be disgusting and perverted and Bad Bad Bad. anyway why are you playing peakaboo with your 30 year old mistress. my 'I am Not a Pedophile' show has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my show

and on the topic of chris being weird-- DAN MY GUY GET OUT OF THERE. I have such an obvious Type with favourite characters it's embarrassing. I loved Skyler Gisondo in Booksmart, I feel like he fills the same ecological niche as Michael Sera. Dan wants to be an actor. he can't be an actor. no one will let him call himself an actor so he doesn't even have the barrier of dissociation to handle the traumatizing situations he's put in on a day-by-day basis. He is groomed by the crew and Chris to make himself as appealling to pedophiles as possible and he is groomed by himself to make himself as appealling to pedophiles as possible and he Just Wants His Union Card. I know him filling in for chris was a joke but goddamit I was proud of him

everyone is grooming each other. the show is trash tv on a knee-jerk moral high horse. skipping over predators because they aren't interesting enough. what gives you the right to do this.

anyway I wrote a dansen fic because I love relationships where nobody is having a good time